I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding. No follower of the Religion of Peace--even members of the Mo-Ron sect who so worship the Prophet Mohammed (may peons blow upon him) that they have spastic attacks over the very thought of Infidels gazing upon His Holy Image--would contemplate murdering innocent office workers, would they?
From the Telegraph: British links to Mumbai-style machinegun plot against Danish newspaper offices
No, of course not. It must be some plot by those damn dirty Jews. Quick! Someone come up with a proper conspiracy theory!
And remember, kids: May 20 is Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
