Newsflash: Osama bin Laden is taking Satan's cock up the ass as I type these words.
First, the main attraction: Officials: Bin Laden killed near Islamabad
Second, the after-party, with Americans celebrating and President Obama behaving like an actual American President for once: Bin Laden dead, Obama says justice is done
It's been reported before that Osama bin Laden has been killed, but never with this degree of detail. And as a special bonus, at least one of his foul off-spring were reportedly sent to Hell at the same time. This time, reports state that the bin Laden carcass is actually in U.S. possession.
What a great way to start my birthday week! It will be a great gift from the universe if it turns out there is a little less evil in the world today.
The trash finally got taken out.
